7 Reasons To Give Up Sex And Dedicate Your Life To Reading Books!

Absurd title, right? Well, reading books is my ultimate hobby, so I thought of writing something that is exaggerating as well as funny. Hence this post: 7 reasons to give up sex and dedicate your life to reading books. Of course, I am not being suggestive (but I am; reading is after all the best goal, right?). Let’s get started to why books are a better partner.

1) You can do it whenever you want

On a bus, while waiting in a queue, in a park, or anywhere! The best part: no one will raise an eyebrow at you. And to top it all, no foreplay required! You can directly dive into the action

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2) It does not involve two people, so you are your own master

You don’t need a second person to bring you the joy of reading. Go solo, treat yourself. Of course, with a book in your hand. (what else did you think, eh?)

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3) Books don’t cheat on you

News flash: Books are the most loyal partners you could ever find (in addition to dogs 😍). They don’t complain, don’t move, adjust anywhere in the shelf, and even travel along with you! A complete example of loyalty, they.

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4) There is nothing like too much reading

The action can be performed the entire night, even if you’re tired. They will be as ready as ever to love you back!

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5) Books are always open to try new position with you

Ahem, yummmm.

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6) Books don’t judge you

No matter what shape, size, life, or struggles. They are always waiting for you to cuddle in the bed with them when you’re home.

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7) Books come in more flavors

Even if you choose to try out a flavor (genre) each day, you’re never going to run out of options! Well, what’s your mood today? Want to go solving crimes or get a new fictional crush? Ah! So many flavors and that you can never have enough of it.

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What’s your reason to give up sex and reading books, now? Let me know in the comments below. I had so much fun writing this post! Thanks for reading. 

Regards,

Kashish Agrawal

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