Absurd title, right? Well, reading books is my ultimate hobby, so I thought of writing something that is exaggerating as well as funny. Hence this post: 7 reasons to give up sex and dedicate your life to reading books. Of course, I am not being suggestive (but I am; reading is after all the best goal, right?). Let’s get started to why books are a better partner.
1) You can do it whenever you want
On a bus, while waiting in a queue, in a park, or anywhere! The best part: no one will raise an eyebrow at you. And to top it all, no foreplay required! You can directly dive into the action.
2) It does not involve two people, so you are your own master
You don’t need a second person to bring you the joy of reading. Go solo, treat yourself. Of course, with a book in your hand. (what else did you think, eh?)
3) Books don’t cheat on you
News flash: Books are the most loyal partners you could ever find (in addition to dogs 😍). They don’t complain, don’t move, adjust anywhere in the shelf, and even travel along with you! A complete example of loyalty, they.
4) There is nothing like too much reading
The action can be performed the entire night, even if you’re tired. They will be as ready as ever to love you back!
5) Books are always open to try new position with you
6) Books don’t judge you
No matter what shape, size, life, or struggles. They are always waiting for you to cuddle in the bed with them when you’re home.
7) Books come in more flavors
Even if you choose to try out a flavor (genre) each day, you’re never going to run out of options! Well, what’s your mood today? Want to go solving crimes or get a new fictional crush? Ah! So many flavors and that you can never have enough of it.
What’s your reason to give up sex and reading books, now? Let me know in the comments below. I had so much fun writing this post! Thanks for reading.