While surfing for books to read, I encounter different titles on a day-to-day basis. Some titles speak for themselves, some are relevant to the book’s story, some are completely unrelated to the plot, whereas some titles are hilarious and leave you confused about the book itself. One day when I was browsing through the books, I found The Haunted Vagina (the number one entry on this list of weirdest book titles). After having a hearty laugh, I dug further into the depths of the internet and found more books that have just as hilarious and weird titles as they look.
Presenting to you, my curation of the 15 weirdest book titles (according to me!).
THE HAUNTED VAGINA BY CARLTON MELLICK III
I love reading horror books. But such in-depth (wink wink) horror is just not my thing. Yuck!
THE JEWISH-JAPANESE SEX & COOK BOOK AND HOW TO RAISE WOLVES BY JACK DOUGLAS
Please help me figure out what things I am supposed to learn from this book. This is indeed a weird guide to live life.
LEARNING TO PLAY WITH A LION’S TESTICLES BY MELLISA HAYNES
First things first, I am not even going near the lion, so forget about his testicles!
LIVE-IN WITH A GHOST BY KRITIKA SHARMA
Like I mentioned earlier, I do love reading horror books. But ghosts scare me. I’d pee my pants if a ghost appears and asks me to be in a relationship – that too in a live-in!
THE PARTICULAR SADNESS OF LEMON CAKE BY AIMEE BENDER
I won’t lie, I AM intrigued by the book’s title and cover. But why the Lemon Cake is particularly sad or is it something else that involves both the sadness and lemon cake, I ought to know!
EATING PEOPLE IS WRONG BY MALCOLM BRADBURY
Number 6 on the list of the weirdest book titles – a piece of advice that everyone must follow! Seriously though, thanks for the reminder. I will just throw away my dinner which involves delicious human bodies.
FIFTY SHADES OF CHICKEN BY FL FOWLER
You got a serious competitor, E. L. James! We got all the recipes to tie up a, ahem, chicken and roast it. Only the chickens will be tied up and nothing else, I swear. (wink wink again)
OH YES, I’M SINGLE!: AND SO IS MY GIRLFRIEND! BY DURJOY DATTA & NEETI RUSTAGI
Thank you for letting us know! Do let me know when you get on Tinder. I really have something to ask about the book in detail. First being: What the heck is this title?
HOW TO SUCCEED IN BUSINESS WITHOUT A PENIS BY KAREN SALMANSOHN
Ah, finally a book that I can read and mark my strategies to overcome the people with penises. Let’s go, young ladies! The men are toxic to our businesses! (just kidding, no man-hating going on here) (a reminder to my fellow Venuses though: urgent meeting after the men go away, shhh!)
THE MANLY ART OF KNITTING BY DAVE FOUGNER
A horse with a man knitting sweaters on it, what else would the world want? Any more talents, eh?
NO ONE CAN PRONOUNCE MY NAME BY RAKESH SATYAL
Ra-keh-s? Rakess? Ruckus? Rakhi Sawant? (tee-hee!)
HOW TO RAISE YOUR I.Q. BY EATING GIFTED CHILDREN BY LEWIS B. FRUMKES
Watch out, you kids with high I.Q.s! Run away the moment you see someone holding a knife and fork coming towards you! (not for the 9-year-olds who watch Pewdiepie, duh)
OF COURSE I LOVE YOU: TILL I FIND SOMEONE BETTER BY DURJOY DATTA & MAANVI AHUJA
The kind of things that I say when I find a pizza better than Domino’s’s.
EVERYONE POOPS BY TARO GOMI
Thanks for the heads up! Otherwise, we never knew. (wink wink intensifies)
HALF GIRLFRIEND BY CHETAN BHAGAT
You were looking for a Chetan Bhagat book, weren’t you? Hah, I know! Who else better than CB himself to end this list of the weirdest book titles! Half Girlfriend sounds like a…uh, it just sounds gross, that’s it really.
Hope you enjoyed reading my list of the weirdest book titles. If you know any other weirdest book titles, comment below!
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